Just An Average Teenager

Heyylooooo.

I haven't posted in a while.

This is a fact.

However, I DID edit my blog the slightest bit.

If you'll look to your left, *points to the left of the screen*, you'll notice that there is now a tab that reads AFFILIATES.  No, you're not hallucinating, I added a gadget! *gasp*
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This means that I read and comment on all these blogs and they at least read mine...if they don't comment... so yeah!  If you're reading this right now and you're all "WAIT I HAVE A BLOG AND I READ/COMMENT/READ AND COMMENT ON YOURS AND I'M NOT ON THAT LIST....WHAT IS THIS!?" then you should immediately comment on this post and be all "YO, DUDE, MAKE ME YOUR AFFILIATE." and I'll be all "YO, DUDE, NO PROBLEMO."

Yeah.

NOOOW, if you'll look to your RIGHT, *points to the right side of the screen*, you'll see a tab that says BLOGS I LOVE A LOT (BUT DON'T COMMENT ON OR ANYTHING.) Under this title is one blog and only one.  It is called HYPERBOLE AND A HALF.
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WARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNINGWARNING:
I AM ABOUT TO WRITE A VERY LONG PIECE ABOUT MY NEWFOUND LOVE.  IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO NAVIGATE AWAY FROM THE PAGE, NOW WOULD BE THE TIME...HOWEVER, JUST KNOW THAT YOU WILL FOREVER BE A PART OF THE SLIGHTLY SADDER POPULATION OF THE WORLD WHO HAS NOT VISITED THIS BLOG.


Alright. NOW. About this HYPERBOLE AND A HALF business...
Allie Brosh, along with Natalie Tran and a person I've actually MET and actually knows of my EXISTENCE on this world, is someone who I love, and someone who can make me laugh at any point during my lonely and pitiful existence.
Her wonderful and INGENIOUS blog was recommended to me by a dear friend of mine, and once I found it, I can honestly say that I spent basically 12+ hours STRAIGHT reading through all the posts and asking myself HOW I could POSSIBLY have lived without this for the past fourteen years of my life.
You may have seen my enthusiastic (to say the least) post on facebook last night:




Some of you may say, "Oh COME ON, how awesome could something be?  I'm sure it's just the fact that you have nothing better to do with your life than sit around on the computer looking at other people's blogs like a stalker all day that makes you love this one so much."
 This may be true, BUT I don't know HOW, after reading her hilarious posts, you could NOT agree that her awesome epic hilarious ninja-of-humor-ness surpasses anything I have ever witnessed before.
This is what it looks like:
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In conclusion, you should right at this moment navigate AWAY from this page (if you haven't done so already... because I don't blame you, as awesome as Allie is, maybe she's not worth the torture of reading my writing, but just click the link on the side first!  You won't regret it!) and go visit her blog IMMEDIATELY!

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WHY AREN'T YOU GONE YET?!??!? GO!